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Rights Aren’t Partisan — Even When It’s Uncomfortable. You Don’t Get Different Rights Based on Who You Support.

Quick disclaimer: I’m angry at both sides right now. Selectively applying constitutional rights is how we lose them. No matter your political beliefs, the law doesn’t change based on who you sympathize with.

To the Trump supporters rushing to say “Jeffrey had a weapon” as if that alone justifies what happened — be serious.

And to my own side — stop flattening the law because you hate Kyle

I’m anti-Trump.

I do not like Kyle Rittenhouse.

I do not think he made good choices.

But here’s the hard truth: we do not need to pretend that case didn’t meet a legal standard in order to condemn what happened yesterday.

What happened yesterday was not justified — it was murder.

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Congrats, We Got Greenland: When Ego Meets Interest Rates (and Still Thinks It Deserves a Nobel)

Greenland, Treasury bonds, NATO bases, and the Nobel Peace Prize delusion—how ego-driven foreign policy turns “safe assets” into global instability.

If you want to understand why the bond market reacts faster than diplomats, read on.

If you want to keep blindly following an unhinged orange narcissist still butt-hurt over not getting a Nobel Peace Prize… this post is not for you.

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When Love Means Stepping Back

Sometimes love isn’t about doing more—it’s about stepping back. This post explores what it means to love without chasing chaos, how holding healthy boundaries creates clarity, and why readiness—not pursuit—is what allows real, healthy connection to happen

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The Stepmom Double Standard (a.k.a. “Know Your Place” 🙄)

Stepmoms are expected to carry responsibility without authority — and stay silent while doing it. This blog breaks down the stepmom double standard, why “know your place” is outdated, and why having a say in your own household isn’t overstepping — it’s reality.

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When Pill Dispensers Become the Main Event.

A funny menopause blog about midlife friendship, aging, and redefining fun—because nothing says Saturday night like laughing over pill dispensers, supplements, and finally having your life organized (mostly).

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Olympic Medals You Never Want to Win

Olympic medals you never want to win

This week’s events included:

  • A root touch-up that went full crime scene

  • A treadmill vs. a gallon of paint (paint won)

  • A skunk that chose violence before coffee

No sponsors. No training. No dignity.

Full podium recap in the blog.

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Hot Flashes, Cold Boundaries & the Bio Mom Who Forgot Her Own Kids’ Teachers

Discover the real-life contradictions of co-parenting (more like parallel parenting) with your partners high-conflict ex in this sharp, relatable breakdown of the mixed messages step-parents hear every day. From “You’re not their mom” to last-minute asks for help, this post explores the emotional whiplash, double standards, and hidden labor that stepparents navigate behind the scenes. A must-read for blended families, co-parents, stepmoms, and anyone seeking clarity, validation, and a little dark humor along the way.

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If Washington Hired a Project Manager — Not Another Businessman, the Shutdown Would Be Over by Lunch

If Washington hired a Project Manager instead of another “business genius,” the government would’ve reopened before lunch — and half of Congress would be on a performance improvement plan by dinner.

We don’t need another CEO with a slogan.

We need someone who can fix the mess, run a meeting, and actually deliver a result before the next news cycle.

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The Disney Princess No One Asked For

My fiancé yelled from the bathroom, ‘There’s a ferret in here!’ I was 100% sure he was wrong… until I saw it. That was just the start. Within weeks, we had a backyard bunny named Dennis Hopper, a fancy rat on the porch, and our bulldog Snoozanne giving me side-eye. I might officially be the menopausal Cinderella. Read the whole ridiculous saga here ➡️

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We’re Engaged! 💍

He asked. I said yes. 💍 Bonus mom to two, bulldog wrangler, bunny landlord, occasional bear shoo-er… and now fiancée. Our story isn’t perfect, but it’s ours — and I wouldn’t change a thing. 🐾❤️ 🐰🐻🐠 Read the full engagement story ➡️

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When the Mask Slips — and the Flying Monkeys Swoop In

When a narcissist gets exposed in court, the truth is glorious — until the flying monkeys swoop in. In this follow-up to my ‘How to Deal with a Narcissist’ post, I share how my fiancé’s ex tried to erase child support, the judge’s epic shutdown, and the sad reality of kids caught in the crossfire.

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The One Where I Became a Fish Mom

I blinked and somehow became a full-blown fish mom—with a 75-gallon tank, named goldfish, and a bulldog who’s deeply confused by it all. 🐠💦 New blog post up: Menopause Diary—The One Where I Became a Fish Mom.

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